Fred Flintstone

United States

I live in a garbage can. Sometimes I eat the worms, but I always spit out the germs.

I'm a student by day, but I'm really a pop princess star at night. Srsly. I live in a wonderful little town where all the animals talk and we sometimes burst into impromptu song together and all the strangers know the lyrics and we never miss a beat. We even have America's last actual milkman here, but he doesn't deliver the milk anymore, not after Howard Travis' pet hippo took his leg off.
We are a happy people.

Things People Have to Know About Me

I can fly after I drink Red Bull because it really does give you wings.
I think that Mars has some crazy politics and we should stay away from there.
My best friend is a yellow binturong and we go for long walks together in the pouring rain.
I like long walks in the pouring rain. I also think everyone should try it sometime, preferably in the wee hours of the morning in January
Don't mind me, I'm completely harmless.